The least useful program ever conceived.

Randtrout is a program that generates automated, random trout slap style messages. An example:

* User1 slaps User2 around a bit with a large trout

However, unlike the mIRC popup command that does this, randtrout is that and so much more. With version 3, randtrout reads its configuration, which describes to randtrout how to construct a message, from a highly flexible XML document.